And now for something completely different. I am a cartographer by trade. That means I make maps. Specifically I make maps for a county assessor’s office. For states that have property taxes, maps are required so that appraisers can accurately gauge the size and location and special requirements for each property. They need to know these things so they can fairly value the property. These maps are made with care from deeds, surveys, and subdivision plats, but the maps do not constitute a legal representation of the property for anything other than taxation. Despite warnings to that effect on each map, everyone uses them for every purpose under the sun. Realtors, banks, title companies, insurance companies, and others, use these maps in ways they were not necessarily intended. But the Assessor map is so conveniently available and there really is no practical alternative. I was hired as the Automated Mapping Cartographer (a rather redundant title). My job was to take all th